White Sox Officially Hit Rock Bottom

First of all congrats to Liriano & the Twins! This was far from a work of art (6 walks- Sox had more guys on base than the Twins did!) and a bad call at first. But, still congrats.
Now the real purpose of this post: THE WHITE SOX SUCK! I can't recall ever being this disappointed!
I may wear a paper bag at the game tomorrow! Dunn, a total waste of money thus far. Sorry Dunn, you may be a nice guy, but you suck so far. I can go on and on. Something has to be done. Fire the hitting coach, Greg Walker. Send some guys down. DO SOMETHING! Speaking of something, I about to open a bottle of hard liquor. I may look like the picture above in a couple of hours. Good night!